WA 98 - An Indian left..

 *An Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman's job in a big departmental store in Canada!!*


*On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour.*


*At 6 pm.....*


*Boss :- "How much of sales did you do on the first day?"*


*Indian : "Sir, I attended to 1 Sales call."*


*Boss : "Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the  value of your today's one sale?"*


*Indian : "$93300....!"*


*Boss : "What??* *Unbelievable! But how did you do that?"*


*Indian : "Sir, 1 customer came in and I sold him a small fishing hook. Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear..."*


*"Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said to the coastal area...."*


*"Then I said to him that he would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat."*


*"When he said the boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat."*


*"And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ???  He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent."*


*"And then he took groceries worth  $ 200  and 2 cases of beer....!"*


*Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked :- "You sold all this to a person who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???"*


*Indian : "NO, SIR... He actually came in to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache.... I explained to him that 'Fishing'is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches!!"*


*Boss : "Where did you work before ???"*


*Indian : "I was a PRO in a private hospital in India. For any patient who would come in for any "Minor Complaint', we get the Patient Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc."*


*Boss : "Will You please sit in my chair?. I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training."*


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*#nk* 🌹

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